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My O.A.G. never lets me leave the house without a small recording device taped under my sleeve.
O.A.G. by whyandwhatfor July 21, 2012
Old Ass Gangster
(Also used in the movie Creed)
A:Hey Unc!
B:Why you callin me that
A:It was either that or O.A.G.
B:What does that stand for?
A:Old Ass Gangster
B:Keep it at Unc
O.A.G. by MahNameIsScruffy September 4, 2016
On A Good One
Matt is O A G O he has been drinking for two days straight. . He is On A Good One. Watch out Mom is O A G O she is looking for any reason to complain.
O A G O by TWSD May 13, 2022
On A Good One: on a bender, rampage, lucky streak, bitchy.
My wife is O A G O. All she wants to do is fuck.
O A G O by TWSD May 27, 2022
God Defend our Gracious WOAG,
May our song of freedom ring.
Let peace reign across our lands,
From our hills to golden sands.
May strife never meet our shores,
Love and peace will be our cause.
Let our voice with courage sing,
God Defend our Gracious WOAG.

May WOAG's beauty ever be,
From the hills to bounding seas.
Should our foes assail our coast,
We shall be a gracious host.
With our strength of unity,
God grant us the victory.
With WOAG's flag raised up on high,
May our freedom never die.

May the people of our lands,
Welcome friends with open hands.
May they witness from afar,
Light from our Great WOAG Star.
May WOAG's laws be just and fair,
Wealth and bounty, we will share.
Grant us wisdom and the might,
To defend what's true and right.

God of might give us the power,
To shine in our darkest hour.
To protect and to defend,
That our freedom may not end.
When our feet find rocky ground,
Guide us till our strength be found.
Through the trials and through the mire,
Lead us with thy guiding fire.
Awesomedude805 is the w o a g god!
w o a g by Woagmaster2 April 12, 2023

T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. 

Take Your Last Breath In The Arms Of A Girl/Guy

A phrase saved for when you've found that special someone you just wanna die next to.
Bro 1: Damn that girl is so hot.
Bro 2: Yea man I'm totally gonna T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. her.
Bro 3: Nice.
Bro 2: Yea I can't wait.
Bro 1: So what are you guys doing later?
Bro 3: I don't know, gonna hit the mall or something, maybe I'll head home after and grab a nap.
Bro 2: Nice I love naps.
Bro 1: Yea I do too.
Bro 3: Ok see you guys later.
Bro 2: Bye now.
Bro 1: See ya!
T.Y.L.B.I.T.A.O.A.G. by tomkaye August 23, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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