nutster 

Someone who looks like a nut/behaves like a nut. See absolute nut.

Person A: Fucking hell that serbian cunt just ragequit.
Person B: No shit Sherlock
Person A: Fuck about! We're still losing!
Person B: What the FUCK is your problem!? FUckin NUT, fucking NUTSTER!!!
Person A: Jones BIGASS truck rental and storage

nutster by Nutster March 19, 2009

nutster 

adj: describes something that is both funny, yet embarrassing and possibly also kinda stupid. Mainly occurs when trying to be cool, but things go awry. cringe worthy.

noun: nut

Friend: "Did you ever notice that michelle develops a fake country accent when she drinks, esp in front of guys?"
girl: "yeah, it was so stupid sounding. i felt bad for her, but it was also funny. seriously nutster"
friend: "yeah, total nut".

OR
friend: "i tried some new make up today at work but i realized later that it looked really stupid. i tried to do cat-eyes with eyeliner and i swear it looked good when i left the house. I even talked to a cute guy and i later gave a presentation to like 20 people. i feel like the biggest nut. "

sister: "ha! you freaking nut! but thats sad dude, sorry"

nutster by Unluhouse April 16, 2013

Nutster 

Someone who busts his nuts a lot, fapping a lot. Someone who uses a lot of time on the toilet fapping, could be considerd a nutster.

brothers: why do you use so much time on the toilet?
Nathaniel: I'm watching youtube, beacause I get bored.
brothers: nah you're definitly busting your nuts in there.
Nathaniel: no i am not, i am watching youtube
brothers: NUTSTER!NUTSTER!NUTSTER!NUTSTER!NUTSTER!NUTSTER!
Nathaniel: whaaaaaaa ;(

Nutster by TheHolyMammoth September 24, 2018

nutterflies 

the nervous feeling that arises when you want to stroke the salami, but fear that someone might walk in or come home.

I really want to watch Brazilian Bangbus, but I got nutterflies since mom will be home in ten minutes.

nutterflies by Johny Salami May 11, 2011

nutterbutter buddies 

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.

"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."

nutterbutter buddies by Originalnutter January 24, 2014

Nutters from Parkhurst 

A term that refers to a group of extreme criminals sentenced to HM Prison Parkhurst in the town of Parkhurst on the Isle of Wight, UK.

I shall have men, nutters from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off!

Nutters from Parkhurst by Mr Peng August 17, 2016

Nutter Butter 

The equivalent of Swamp Ass on your balls. In other words, it's when your junk is really sweaty.

Dave: Dude, there is a battle going on.

Tony: What?
Dave: Bro, it's Nutter Butter vs. Swamp Ass over the Taint Dome.

Nutter Butter by Trombone73 July 2, 2016