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Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"

nuts on the road 

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.
Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!
nuts on the road by Benji H October 2, 2007

nuts on your chin 

it actually means she is sucking you deep throat. otherwise she wouldn't actually have your nuts on her chin.
sista if u suck on my dick i'll put my nuts on your chin
nuts on your chin by KroSS October 7, 2004

nuts on the road 

A common expression used by Osama Bin Laden to express delight.
The infidels will tremble before the might of allah, it will be totally nuts on the road
nuts on the road by Frankie Boyle September 26, 2007

nuts on ya chin 

1.When a girl is sucking dick, your nuts go on her chin

2. What Eazy-E does to all the ladies if they put themselves on his dick.
"If you put yourself on my dick, I put my nuts on ya chin"-Eazy E
nuts on ya chin by Landru 6 July 26, 2005

nuts on your chin 

A dick in your mouth.
What do you call nuts on the wall?
What do you call nuts on your chest?
What do you call nuts on on your chin?
A dick in your mouth
nuts on your chin by Anonymous January 17, 2003
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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