nutpunch

A punch to the testicles. Often causes immense pain/temporay paralysis/sterility. Most often debilitating.

Steak:I tried to kiss my girlfriend during that time of month and she gave me a debilitating nutpunch.

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

Nutpunch

When you nut on a girl and then punch her

Thomas nutpunch his wife it felt good

by Jacketwackit February 26, 2019

psychic nutpunch

The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.

As soon as Milt walked through the door, I dropped him to the floor with a psychic nutpunch.

by TedKord1 January 17, 2009

Obama Nut Punch

The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.

barackhead
obamanation

You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.

Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.

Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!

by tired of the cult February 10, 2008

Nut Punch

Where a guy is driving down the road and the girl decides she doesn't like what he just told her, so she threatens to NUT PUNCH him in the balls. This can only be accomplished while the guy is driving and not standing up.

While Kasey and Dale were driving down the road, Dale made a smartass comment and was nut punched by Kasey.

by Infinite Reality May 27, 2009

nutmuncher

This is a word describing someone who kisses up to girls/ tries to gain their attention hoping they'll get lucky.
Why it is "nutmuncher" instead of "vaginamuncher" I have no idea. It's just the way things are.

"Dude, Tom is such a nutmuncher."

"Yeah, for real."

by Dan.T January 11, 2007

nutmunch

A Dork.
or
One who munches on nuts(not specifying what kind)

dude, zack is a nutmunch

by Jordan August 17, 2003