nutpunch

A punch to the testicles. Often causes immense pain/temporay paralysis/sterility. Most often debilitating.

Steak:I tried to kiss my girlfriend during that time of month and she gave me a debilitating nutpunch.

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

nutpuncher

A child between the ages of toddler and preschooler. The age where children lunge around the room craching into things and catching themselves with their fists.

I can barely breathe, that little nutpuncher got me good.

by Kirkules February 6, 2008

Nutpunch

When you nut on a girl and then punch her

Thomas nutpunch his wife it felt good

by Jacketwackit February 26, 2019

psychic nutpunch

The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.

As soon as Milt walked through the door, I dropped him to the floor with a psychic nutpunch.

by TedKord1 January 17, 2009