nutpuncher
A child between the ages of toddler and preschooler. The age where children lunge around the room craching into things and catching themselves with their fists.
nutpuncher by Kirkules February 6, 2008
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Nut Puncher
Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
Nut Puncher by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
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nutpunch
A punch to the testicles. Often causes immense pain/temporay paralysis/sterility. Most often debilitating.
Steak:I tried to kiss my girlfriend during that time of month and she gave me a debilitating nutpunch.
nutpunch by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003
psychic nutpunch
The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.
psychic nutpunch by TedKord1 January 17, 2009
nutmuncher
This is a word describing someone who kisses up to girls/ tries to gain their attention hoping they'll get lucky.
Why it is "nutmuncher" instead of "vaginamuncher" I have no idea. It's just the way things are.
Why it is "nutmuncher" instead of "vaginamuncher" I have no idea. It's just the way things are.
nutmuncher by Dan.T January 11, 2007
leather cludded do-nut puncher
gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather
do-nut puncher A)he fists people
B)they hate viginas (pussys)
do-nut puncher A)he fists people
B)they hate viginas (pussys)
leather cludded do-nut puncher by calan123 April 27, 2010
Nutpunch
Nutpunch by Jacketwackit February 26, 2019
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