nutpuncher

A child between the ages of toddler and preschooler. The age where children lunge around the room craching into things and catching themselves with their fists.

I can barely breathe, that little nutpuncher got me good.

by Kirkules February 6, 2008

Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).

Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.

by mortalesteban May 19, 2010

nutpunch

A punch to the testicles. Often causes immense pain/temporay paralysis/sterility. Most often debilitating.

Steak:I tried to kiss my girlfriend during that time of month and she gave me a debilitating nutpunch.

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

psychic nutpunch

The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.

As soon as Milt walked through the door, I dropped him to the floor with a psychic nutpunch.

by TedKord1 January 17, 2009

nutmuncher

This is a word describing someone who kisses up to girls/ tries to gain their attention hoping they'll get lucky.
Why it is "nutmuncher" instead of "vaginamuncher" I have no idea. It's just the way things are.

"Dude, Tom is such a nutmuncher."

"Yeah, for real."

by Dan.T January 11, 2007

leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)

ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol

by calan123 April 27, 2010

Nutpunch

When you nut on a girl and then punch her

Thomas nutpunch his wife it felt good

by Jacketwackit February 26, 2019