Nurps 

Dual hand blasts at one's nipples wielding the left and right thumb and index finger to apply intense pressure to the nipples, as if you were going to pop those nips right off.
To pull, squeeze, wrench, rip, tug, twist, or stomp both nipples. Hard
It also applies to the purple discoloration that occurs on both nipples post attack.

Dude, yesterday Timmy had his funk ass toes all up on my table, so I told him what was up. So the dude gets all bitchy and says, "fuck that shit bra, it's kinda like a shitty little foot rest or something anyway, like a baby table, ya know." So I totally hit that dude with some mega nurps, and threw Timmy to the ground, messin them nips all up.

Nurps by Kay-Cee January 12, 2009

Nurps 

(Nurps) is the act of sucking a girls nipples playfully , giving her a sensation similar to nursing. (Nurpsing)

Mah missus and her sister and my other 5 Christian wives love it when I ( NURPS) their tits some.

Nurps by MonsDeepPassionateKiss May 6, 2020

purple nurps 

Nips that are purple

She took off her shirt and she had purple nurps!

purple nurps by purplenuple January 2, 2014

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

nupsuckle 

when yur asss gets fucked so hard you cum from your ass

Have nupsuckle sex boii.

nupsuckle by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi September 2, 2019

Nurse Practitioner 

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.

Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".

Nurse Practitioner by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019

Nursultan Tulyakbay

Borat's pissed off neighbor who has to equal whatever Borat does or has. Often is seen scowling at Borat, with a pissed off look because he is scowling for being pissed off at Borat, cause he is pissed at Borat because Borat has better stuff. Can also be spotted with Ipod Mini, which is for little girls

I now have Ipod nano, Nursultan Tulyakbay has ipod mini, which is for little girls

Nursultan Tulyakbay by RM85racer July 4, 2010