Nurgled

Contracting some sort of illness. Anything from a STD, the common cold, to the worst disease you could ever imagine.

Guy: Hey, I can’t come into work today. I got nurgled.

Boss: Alright, come into tomorrow. Hope you feel better!

Guy#1: I think I this chick nurgled me at the party we went to last night.
Guy#2Damn. You should get that checked out.

by Hthwkekkjwjdhebjkdjwheg1111111 June 5, 2022

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

Nurgle

Nurgle is the God of Pestilence, Death and Decay. Nurgle is one of the Chaos Gods in the Warhammer: 40,000 universe. He leads thousands of rotting warriors into battle; most of which feel no pain. Nurgle is the sworn enemy of Tzeentch, God of Change.

Nurgle's army is infantry based, and relies on many squads of meat shields rather than small squads of elite men. As his meat shields feel no pain, the army is well dependant on their land warriors. Falling upon their enemy like a plague, the massive infantry units of Nurgle overwhelm the enemies of Chaos.

Nurgle's Death Guard is one of the most brutal Chaos armies ever.

by Mehro December 21, 2004

Turd Nurgler

Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.

That wierdo is such a turd nurgler.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

nugled

A mysterious injury, with no subsequent findings, caused by alighting out of a chair from the seated position. Possibly due to a twisting motion, but who knows and cares...

"The patient stated that when getting out of the chair they nugled their right wrist".

by El sheik July 16, 2014

Nurgle

To vigorously rub the sides of a puppy dog.

"Come here Linus. I want to Nurgle you"

by NathanNurgles March 8, 2007

Nurgle

The God of pestilence, disease and rot;

The foul worshippers of Nurgle stalked the battlefield, the stench of death surrounding them.

by fastball24 March 13, 2004