bipetual

a person, or a description of a person or a group of people, who likes both dogs and cats (can be used as a noun or an adjective)
This family is bipetual - they have a litter box and a doggy-door; a bipetual went to PetSmart and bought a leash and a catnip toy.
by sproing August 04, 2006
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numbnuttery

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.
He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.
by sproing August 03, 2006
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