Numnuths

1. A man who stalks another man

2. Gay

3. Orders computer parts to stalk me...I mean Justin

4. Doesn't notice that his hair is gay

5. Smells

6. thsths

7. Has a lisp

8. Wears GAY clothes

9. Calls others, who he stalks, numnuths

Why is that dude following you brohan. Hes being such a numnuths?

Hey numnuths, stop running away from meh!

by thslover September 9, 2010

numnuts

Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.

"Good job, numnuts!"
-Or-
"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.

by Guler March 11, 2005

Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017

numnuts

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

by AlaBam November 30, 2006

numnuts

A Rangers Supporter

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

numnuts

usually an insult; self explainatory

the person sitting here and reading my dumbass definition has a pair of numnuts on his head

by wouldnt you like to know numnuts May 25, 2003

Numnuts

General term referring to an individual who does not amount to your expectations. Numnuts becomes numnuts when he/she/they/feman/mailman/ steps out of line. To become a numnuts is to become wiped from the map of validation.

Buddy chirping nannies and tweeting aunties on dinner 11 eh? Humphrey is such a numnuts!

by Tilly with a y July 21, 2021