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Numbners 

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The physical feeling (numb) associated with denying the passage of blood to both hands and ultimately losing feeling, followed by the act of masturbation.

Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.
Last week I was in a meeting so boring I sat on both hands and gave myself numbners, then felt sorry for myself I couldn't leave the room.
Numbners by FriendsOfYorkTavern April 25, 2011
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Numbners 

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When you sit on your hand so long it goes numb and you jerk off with it so it feels like its not your hand.
Mark sits on his hand for over an hour while watching porn to really get the numbners going.
Numbners by stakjoy April 27, 2011

Paint by Numbers 

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Referring to something that lacks sophistication or originality. Typically describing a crudely made product of art.
That action film was such a cliche. It was clearly a paint by numbers.
Paint by Numbers by HitchSlapper February 21, 2018

rolling numbers 

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Verb: Slang for crafting a marijuana cigarette.
Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

The shinobi law of numbers 

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The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
The shinobi law of numbers by Eloka December 13, 2008

running numbers

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the number runners that worked for organized crime in the 20's and 30's. During this time the Mafia and other gangs controlled a lottery like game which was called the numbers.

The people who worked for the numbers racket were called number runners. They collected the bets from the gamblers and delivered the payoff when the gamblers won. Sometimes, these number runners were said to be "running numbers."

the winning numbers were often determined by the final digits of the winning payoff results of horse races. It is also true that when you compare the numbers game which was an illegal lottery to today's legal state controlled lottery, it did offer higher payoffs.

But, the numbers runners were not bookies. A bookie is a person who takes illegal bets on horse racing or sporting events. Contrairy to what the Wikipedia says, these two professions were not combined because the numbers game and sports betting were usually controlled by different people. Also the bookies took bigger bets and looked down on the number runners who survived by taking many small bets; hence the terms "numbers runner" and "book maker" refer to different people.
Running numbers in a Bronx tale, any old gangster movie
running numbers by Sparkyyyyyyy519 September 16, 2013

Bone Numbers

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A phone number you get from a girl who you want to have sexual intercourse with.
"I went to the club last night, picked up a couple of bone numbers"
Bone Numbers by Martin Paul-Jean April 15, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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