Numb Chuck 

Slang for nunchaku, ie, two rods connected by a cord or chain, used as a weapon.

The only man who was able to Numb Chuck Norris's body was Bruce Lee. Then Bruce did a flying jump kick into Heaven because God wanted to learn Jeet Kune Do.

Numb Chuck by Chuck Liddell May 25, 2006

numb-chuck 

the man that you are going to give a blowjob to must eat 10 mentholated sucrets and wait about 30-45 minute
after the wait you may give him a blow job
the sperm was effected by the sucrets and made num so once hitting you mouth it will make you tounge numb and send a tingly sensation throughout the mouth
hope you enjoy!!!

dude last night Tommy took his moms mentholated sucrets and gave me the best time of my life/ best blow job ever!!!! he likes to call it a
numb-chuck!

numb-chuck by londonbridgesfallingdown February 7, 2009

numb chucking 

From Robot Chicken: Intravenously injecting Novocain into your blood stream so you cannot feel anything and then letting your buddies beat the shit out of you.

Byran and I went numb chucking with Guillermo. Guillermo shit his pants.

numb chucking by [e-mail] May 22, 2006

numbchucking 

Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.

Guy 01: Hey you guys want to go numbchucking?
Guy 02: Nah, we're into pot now.

numbchucking by Requiett May 25, 2006

numchuck 

anyone who thinks "nunchucks" is pronounced "numchucks"

Check out these numchucks I just bought.
It's pronounced "nunchucks" you fucking numchuck.

numchuck by limestain March 19, 2019

numbchucks 

A colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite.

I've got awesome numbchuck skills.

numbchucks by Brandon Eldridge February 10, 2005

numbchuck 

A boy doing something really dumb without thinking about what he is doing. With the female version being Numbchick.

that was a numbchuck move, mans really didn’t think that one through. He’s such a numbchuck.

numbchuck by hbman04 October 5, 2020