numbchucks
A colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite.
numbchucks by Brandon Eldridge February 10, 2005
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numbchucks
A beating device comprised of two sticks connected by a chain. Primarily used by the ninjas in order to dominate those samurai pansies.
numbchucks by Master Chucnumb July 30, 2008
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Health & Safety Numbchucks
A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.
Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.
Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.
Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.
Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.
Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
Health & Safety Numbchucks by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011
numbchucking
Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.
numbchucking by Requiett May 25, 2006
Waluigi’s Nunchucks
Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No
Waluigi’s Nunchucks by Goteem ugly head moron August 7, 2018
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