numbchucker

Being silly or stupid; making stupid choices.

John decided to break up with his hottie girlfriend Ashley because she's left-handed. What a numbchucker!

by Jenn L. October 15, 2007

numbchucking

Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.

Guy 01: Hey you guys want to go numbchucking?
Guy 02: Nah, we're into pot now.

by Requiett May 25, 2006

numbchucks

A colloquial variation on the word nunchucks which was popularized by the 2004 cult classic, Napoleon Dynamite.

I've got awesome numbchuck skills.

by Brandon Eldridge February 10, 2005

numbchuck

A boy doing something really dumb without thinking about what he is doing. With the female version being Numbchick.

that was a numbchuck move, mans really didn’t think that one through. He’s such a numbchuck.

by hbman04 October 5, 2020

numbchucking

The mischievous act of scandalized personalities towards people.

Doing or saying things to or about people behind their back.

"Bitches go behind your back, like numb chucks, and that's fucked up"

I don't associate with numbchucking people, they are crooked as a paper clip!

by awesomeunique1 October 30, 2018

Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.

Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011

nunchuckery

The incredibly legit use of nunchucks

Dude, did you see the afro ninja's nunchuckery skills?

those nunchuckery skills were so legit.

by B!!6M4C October 3, 2010