Nukegotiations
Nukegotiations by kspre October 20, 2017
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Secret Diplomatic Negotiations
"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
aggressive negotiations
Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting
aggressive negotiations by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009
aggressive negotiations
its negotiations, but with a lightsaber
aggressive negotiations by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020
Pillow Negotiations
"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"
"You never ask!"
"I didn't know I had to ask!"
---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..
Pillow talk follows
"You never ask!"
"I didn't know I had to ask!"
---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..
Pillow talk follows
Pillow Negotiations by Melofawesome August 27, 2012
Herein lies the negotiations
Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.
And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.
"Herein lies the negotiations."
And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.
"Herein lies the negotiations."
Herein lies the negotiations by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016
negotiations
Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"
negotiations by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005
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