when doing any activity where your testicles get sweaty you can develope pube nueget, it is a mixture between ball sweat, semen remnants, piss, and ball cheese. the substances combine making a nueget like object that is sticky and slippery. when you develope the pube nueget you will die after getting PNAS (pube nueget acute syndrome) pube nueget is highly contageous and sticks to your pubes hinting the name "pube nueget"
johnathan ran a marathon after mastrabating and developed pube nueget therefor killing him and all within a 600 meter distance
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.