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now what? 

"Now what?" is a phrase signifying boredom, a lack of topics to discuss, or a greeting after a brief to intermediate pause in conversation. It is common to see the term "dunno" follow as a response.
Speaker 1: "Now what?"

Speaker 2: "Dunno."
now what? by Blueberry Yum Yum March 27, 2008

Now What? 

Repeated in a accusatory string, this bullying and demanding retort is screamed with spit and piss when one woman gains the upper hand in an argument.
TV Show Host: You ARE the father!

Show Guest/Baby Momma: NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT?
Now What? by jiminton August 10, 2012

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe 

A statement used by ePic gAmers, when they squash a nooby.
nooby: *deaths*
epicgamer21: nOw tHats whaT i cAll a vicTOry roYaLe
epicgamer21: *default dances*

say what now 

a person says this phrase when he is surpised to hear something and wants it to be repeated
in how i met your mother say what now is said a couple of times by barney and quinn (barney's ex fiance, a stripper)
say what now by ap1938 November 11, 2013

Who shot who in the what now? 

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.
Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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