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Now-whats 

The feeling you have after tripping hard for eight hours. You're way past your peak and it's not really fun anymore. Nothing looks particularly cool and you have nothing interesting to say. You would like to sleep but cannot. You have a case of the now-whats.
That blotter was awesome, but now I have a wicked case of the now-whats. Should we candy-flip?
Now-whats by Hally November 8, 2004
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whats up now

Said after coming upon someone who has done or said something earlier deserving of a beating, which could not be administered due to circumstance.
You were talking smack earlier with your friends.....Whats up now!!
whats up now by Brett A August 18, 2006

i have no idea whats going on right now 

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie
"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

i have no idea whats going on right now 

the most common thing a real stoner can say.
dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

now what? 

"Now what?" is a phrase signifying boredom, a lack of topics to discuss, or a greeting after a brief to intermediate pause in conversation. It is common to see the term "dunno" follow as a response.
Speaker 1: "Now what?"

Speaker 2: "Dunno."
now what? by Blueberry Yum Yum March 27, 2008

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

Now What? 

Repeated in a accusatory string, this bullying and demanding retort is screamed with spit and piss when one woman gains the upper hand in an argument.
TV Show Host: You ARE the father!

Show Guest/Baby Momma: NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT?
Now What? by jiminton August 10, 2012