Not a Cow

Anything that is not a cow. It is sometimes used for tags when you can't think of anything else to put in. Also, It can be used for answering a question that you don't know the answer to.

1. TAGS: Carrot, pie, elf, lichen, omelette, Not a Cow

2. Manager: "So, Alex, what have you been working on?"
Alex: " Uh.... Not a Cow?"
Manager: "You're fired."

Not a Cow by Lilli the Excellence June 12, 2010

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treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

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Not a cowboy

Used when a person is not a Cowboy.

LordZebra861 Is not a cowboy

Not a cowboy by LordzebraIsNotACowboy November 13, 2019

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Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards

Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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