I Really Don't Like That
I Fucking Hate That
No Me Gusta That
I Seriously Do Not Enjoy That
When Everyone Leaves And I'm The Only Register Open I Am Not A Fan.

Mullets: I Am Not A Fan!

by Tatume05 June 17, 2003
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Someone who claims to have participated and excelled in every sport as an adolescent, yet isn’t good enough to participate in any sport at a collegiate level. This person seems to interject his opinion as if it were a fact when watching a sport, yet his reference/expertise holds no HOH. He borrows ASU athletic gear from his roommates so that it seems he was part of something special, when in fact, he is a marathon spectator!
Q: Dude, check out this eagles vs the lions game, it’s snowing, not sure how they can run in this, let alone throw the ball.
A: I’ve played in worse conditions in high school, I was the backup, but came in to punt the ball. I did it with no gloves on my hands, punted a beauty.
Q: Dude, first of all, what makes you think I give a fuck!? Second, I don’t want to hear your violin story from back in high school, FAN!!!
by el churro tasty December 26, 2013
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acronym for ‘Feliz Año Nuevo’ – Spanish for ‘Happy New Year
I finally clued-in to what is meant by all the recentFANs’ I’m getting at the end of emails.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 31, 2011
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Someone who is a irrelevant bitch and says they don’t like you but always up ya ass caring about everything you doing like the students in ma school
by Yourmomgey April 07, 2018
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An individual who does not like someone but watches said persons every mood i.e social media posts.
You don’t like me yet you stay on my page...you’re a FAN!
by Coolstory September 09, 2018
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neglecting to follow through on promises made and/or blowing someone off
He said he would pick up the whole crew with his truck at 1 AM, but just fanned us and never showed!
by Hcrib April 11, 2021
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A fan is simply a person who has never met you or they might have and they are obsessed with your life. they simply can't keep your name out of their mouth. They might know u but they still a fan because they love talking abt you when y'all don't even talk like that....
Babygirl why u still worried about me. YOU A FAN
by Gifkfidigty April 24, 2017
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