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not guilty

Two words most people don't know the meaning of. It doesn't mean "innocent." It just means that there wasn't enough to prove the person guilty beyond all reasonable doubt, in most cases the person probably did it because in order to get to the trial phase you have to be indicted by a court. The police need probable cause and a warrant to arrest you in the first place, unless the officer arresting you actually saw you do it. Also if there is no evidence the judge has to dismiss the charges.
The jury found the defendant "not guilty" even though they knew he probably did it because the prosecutor didn't prove he was guilty beyond all reasonable doubt.
not guilty by Trinu November 15, 2006
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Not Guilty

Joe: Did you hear Rittenhouse was found not guilty?
Bob: Yeah! Those communists who tried to attack him deserved what they got!
Not Guilty by 1337bhop March 17, 2022

Not Guilty

Isn't it wild that you have a person (in Piers Morgan) who claims to be a staunch believer in God who will still go on his show and lie blatantly on camera about what happened on that train?

Hym "So, NBC reported that Neely neither had a weapon nor threatened to use one. The initial reporting had no mention of threats of violence but rather ranting about being hungry and thirsty and not caring whether he lived or died (again reported by NBC). The defense tried to claim that Neely died from a combination of Schizophrenia, synthetic Marijuana, Sickle trait, and the struggle of being restrained and that there was no way to know how much pressure was used while Penny was choking him which is FUCKING INSANE!
The fact that they were even able to suggest that as a cause of death is FUCKING INSANE! 1. An autopsy would show bruising around Neely's neck and you would be able to deduce from that bruising how much pressure was used to strangle him to death. 2. YOU KNOW that that list of bullshit is not what caused him to die there! Holy shit! That is fucking wild! A not guilty verdict is insane there. These pundits where just recently decrying the fact the progressives were conflating speech with violence... Only to turn around and call Jordan Neely's speech violence and then say it's justification to strangle him to death. I, myself, am living proof they do not care about threats of violence (or they wouldn't be stealing my shit and using my rhetoric to both win elections and proselytize for the incest cult). But there were 2 people other than Penny subduing Neely. It is AT THAT POINT that it is incumbent upon Penny to stop strangling Neely. And now you have the pundits cheering on the death of Neely while decrying people for cheering on the death of Health insurance CEO. It's insane. These people are vermin. I think we would have got more milage out of a pundit assassin."
Not Guilty by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes 

The spare ten words uttered by a cornered and apparently overwhelmed ex-president on the day of his arraignment in New York City on April 4, 2023.
Now in a mode of self-protection, all DJT said was, “not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes,” and then the handful of weary yet diehard, red-capped supporters went home and wondered who and what they were supporting that day.

Oh, you’re not guilty! 

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.
Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

Not~Guilty 

Def 1: A person who is on Ares
Def 2: A person who didn't do a damn thing wrong.
Def 3: A person who is considered guilty over some bullshit (preferrably by fuckin' cops)
The perfect example of Not~Guilty...

Innocent Dude On The Block: Fuck, the cops.
Pig: Excuse me, were you just slangin'?
Innocent Dude On The Block: Hell no, wtf?
Pig: That guy just said you were, and i believe him.
Innocent Dude On The Block: Well you can believe wtf you want, i wasnt selling nothing.
Pig: Well, im gonna have to search you..
Innocent Dude On The Block: Wtf..u fuckin porker!!!

(typical pig) (smh)
Not~Guilty by Not~Guilty October 22, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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