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I'm so sick I had nosecum running down my face all afternoon.
Nosecum by PhxMfwa June 13, 2019
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Flickerpiss Nosecum 

1 of the 2 Gibberish Questions in You Don't Know Jack. Its where Cookie has a stroke by saying a nonsensical Phrase and the players must guess what common phase it rhymes with. 3 hints will be given to you throughout the question. If you write Fuck You, you will get an Easter Egg. It is also the favorite Question of Pipstar112.
It's time for Flickerpiss Nosecum, Not Flickerpiss cum in my nose.
a little bug that is hardly visible that bites the hell out of your ankles usually found down in Florida
The noseeums bit the hell out of me last night
noseeum by chillcat May 30, 2003

nose cum 

Typically experienced when one is giving fellatio, and places the penis in their throat/towards the back of their mouth. The receiver cums, and knowingly or unknowingly, the giver is unable to keep up with the flow of cum. As a result, the cum overflows into the giver's nose, and begins to exit the giver's nose. The receiver may or may not get nose cum on their person.
While Jennifer was blowing her boyfriend, she realized his immense amount of cum had caused her to get nose cum and accidentally get some on her boyfriend.
nose cum by schmoozy August 21, 2006
The act of touching one's nose to another's, as to show affection. Frequently observed in house cats (they may do so to their humans), occasionally found in furries similarly.
The first thing Joan's cat does when she wakes up is gives her a nosebump.
nosebump by ke6isf September 30, 2004

Nosecutter

Someone willing to pursue revenge in a way that would damage oneself more than the object of one's anger, as in 'Cutting off the nose to spite the face'
The nosecutter voted against transit expansion because a bus once cut him off in traffic
Nosecutter by aaronisarun February 6, 2015

Nosecube 

It can mean just about anything. It can be a compliment or an insult. Adverb or adjective. Noun or verb.

It means just about anything.
John, you are a nose cube.
Oh suzy, i love your nose cube.
Your cat looks kinda nosecube.
Nosecube by The Grant Man August 12, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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