Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nosesyndrome right now"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.