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Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
by Chewonarock March 31, 2019

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An older car in which at least one of the doors does not work, but you still drive to get shit done
Jaydon: Can you help me out bro I don't got a ride home
Carlos: 'ight you can ride in my bichango with me
by Chewonarock May 03, 2020

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Usually falls under the category of some early 90s or late 80s Oldsmobile type car, especially the kind that you really don't want to be seen driving in but drive anyway because 'bitch gotta work'
Jeffrey: How are we going to get to work when we don't have a car?
Jon: Guess we'll just have to take the jankmobile
Jeffrey: Aww damn it
by Chewonarock May 03, 2020

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