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Pickle Nose 

A Pickle Nose is defined as follows: A piece of shit, big crater pitted nose, rude, arm pit sweat stained shirt, a purposeful floor pisser, butterface, free food scrounging hick Billy Bob Thornton unintelligible grunt talking pickle fuck bear fucker. A complete worthless hunk of shit metal in a work environment. A real racist animal no one likes, except other long dead racist shitkickers like him. He's definitely that kind of person that hangs out by the restroom, so he can get a whiff of others peoples shit they left behind. Pickle Nose tends to walk around aimlessly under the false pretense and looks for an used "wank sock" piece of tissue paper he left behind. A truly disgusting piece of bile waste corn frittered shite. Even calling pickle nose a piece of shit is an insult to external shit everywhere.
"I really hate Pickle Nose. He ate all of our lunches, shit in the hallway, pissed on floor of the bathroom, raped the wall and pissed off everyone in the workplace because of "piss" poor racist attitude"

"I really wish ole' Pickle Nose would drop dead sometime soon. His butterface drives me insane with desire. How am I supposed to get any work done?"
Pickle Nose by X-File Cummander June 20, 2014

Nose Picker 

(noun) a person who has a habbit of picking there nose.
Nose Picker by Hannah December 22, 2003

nose picker 

nose picker; navy slang used to call an aviation machinists mate, aka; jet engine mechanic.
The nose pickers are inspecting the aircraft again.
nose picker by bikerbonnie December 8, 2010

nose picker 

A film, show, sport, etc. that is so bad and boring to watch that you would prefer to pick your nose instead.
The English Patient was a real nose picker for me. Some people would put a baseball game into the same category.
nose picker by otter47 April 18, 2009

Nose picker 

Nose picker is a kid who always picks her or his nose
Emma: eew... did you saw that kid
Leyla: eew another Nose picker

Pickled Bunion nose 

A big bulbous nose with pot holes and a build up of black heads and fungus. Usually has long busy back combed hair, with yellow highlights preformed by a private hair dresser.
Person 1: Hi i am a pickled bunion nose, i have exessive mould growing off my nose"
Person 2: "Oh whys that"
Person 1: "Because ive got got lots of blackheads and its extremely pickled"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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