The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this
will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who
will have to clean this
will have a hellacious
day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish,
dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.