Noothan 

Noothan is a creepy person with extraordinary artistic knowledge. Confused yet Neuron connected. Thinks only twice a week.

Niki : Hey, What’s up?
Noothan(thinking) : Hmmm…

Noothan by Gooozy November 22, 2021

Nothando 

Nothando which means "Mother of Love". A name of isiZulu descent. She is one of the most beautiful woman that ever came to exist on this earth. She is the original mother of love and all she has to give is love, that is her destiny. However she is very specific about who gets to receive that love and if you mess up once. She will be gone and you will never have that opportunity ever again.

I once fell in love with the mother of love. I fell in love with Nothando.

Since your name is Nothando, do you have love? "Yes I do have love but I am specific of who gets to receive it".

Nothando by African Africanus March 20, 2019

nootan 

They call him the Chick Magnet, because every "chick" he meets is OBSESSED with him. When he walks into a room, all the ladies bow at his feet, and all the lads are so jealous because he stole their girls. An international man of mystery, Nootan didn't graduate from detective school and has turned to a life of darkness. He is involved in some shady stuff, man. In his free time, Nootan enjoys rejecting anime girls who make their MOVES on him.
He is a quirky, dark and twisty poet, who competes in nose shows in his free time, but he has a secret. He actually hates poetry, because he is a robot, and would rather turn to a life of crime and blackmail. But despite all this, he is still A LADIES MAN and FLATTERS THE WOMEN he meets. Legend says that he's had over 300 GIRLFRIENDS and 2000 people have FALLEN for him but he only accepts the FINEST.
Family life: Literally nobody knows. He's a secretive man. Has a brother (allegedly- could be his partner in crime) who lives on a goat farm with a much older lady.
Person 1: Omg have you heard of Nootan and his super awesome goat farmer brother
Person 2: No please impart your wisdom
Person 1: He is soooooo cool
Person 2: He sounds Dreamy! We should pursue him

You can use it as a magic spell: Nootan loves smoochan all the wooman.

nootan by i heart the homies September 19, 2020

Noothand 

The power of the Noots manifested into the body of a virgin over the age of 20. With every noot you gain +1 str. However, if you do not masturbate at least once every hour you lose your Noot powers.

My friend Nathan just turned 20 and has been upkeeping his Noothand.

Noothand by NoootNOOOOOT December 6, 2018

Nootan Moonin 

Nootan Moonin is an ignorant Asian that loves ramen and hates non-Asians.

Me: Look, It's Nootan Moonin!
Friend: RUNNNNNNNN!

Nootan Moonin by idrivefast February 27, 2017

Nothanksgiven 

Word to express the discontent felt by native americans or americans descending from enslaved Africans.

I'm gonna volunteer at a soup kitchen and eat only tofu on my nothanksgiven holiday!

Nothanksgiven by Scancat November 27, 2009

noothing 

When It is less than nothing

This is Noothing like I asked

noothing by NOOTHINGMAN February 27, 2019