Noothand

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The power of the Noots manifested into the body of a virgin over the age of 20. With every noot you gain +1 str. However, if you do not masturbate at least once every hour you lose your Noot powers.

My friend Nathan just turned 20 and has been upkeeping his Noothand.

Noothand by NoootNOOOOOT December 6, 2018

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Nothando

Nothando which means "Mother of Love". A name of isiZulu descent. She is one of the most beautiful woman that ever came to exist on this earth. She is the original mother of love and all she has to give is love, that is her destiny. However she is very specific about who gets to receive that love and if you mess up once. She will be gone and you will never have that opportunity ever again.

I once fell in love with the mother of love. I fell in love with Nothando.

Since your name is Nothando, do you have love? "Yes I do have love but I am specific of who gets to receive it".

Nothando by African Africanus March 20, 2019

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nonthando

She a bomb ass bitch but she likes things too. But you love her for it. Go tell her you love her. Do it.

She a real Nonthando. Man I love her

nonthando by bab77 June 6, 2016

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Nothando

A person that breaks hearts

Nothando kissed my girlfriend

Nothando by Your local buddy May 2, 2022

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Nothando

A person that breaks hearts

Nothando kissed my girlfriend

Nothando by Your local buddy May 2, 2022

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Nomthandazo

Nomthandazone means woman in prater. Debt collector something as they say.

At church we worship God by Nomthandazo

Nomthandazo by Issa nono February 23, 2021

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Noothan

Noothan is a creepy person with extraordinary artistic knowledge. Confused yet Neuron connected. Thinks only twice a week.

Niki : Hey, What’s up?
Noothan(thinking) : Hmmm…

Noothan by Gooozy November 22, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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