Noothand

The power of the Noots manifested into the body of a virgin over the age of 20. With every noot you gain +1 str. However, if you do not masturbate at least once every hour you lose your Noot powers.

My friend Nathan just turned 20 and has been upkeeping his Noothand.

Noothand by NoootNOOOOOT December 6, 2018

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Nothando

Nothando which means "Mother of Love". A name of isiZulu descent. She is one of the most beautiful woman that ever came to exist on this earth. She is the original mother of love and all she has to give is love, that is her destiny. However she is very specific about who gets to receive that love and if you mess up once. She will be gone and you will never have that opportunity ever again.

I once fell in love with the mother of love. I fell in love with Nothando.

Since your name is Nothando, do you have love? "Yes I do have love but I am specific of who gets to receive it".

Nothando by African Africanus March 20, 2019