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caught with his hand in the nookie jar
caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017
Related Words
Nooskie • nookie • nooshie • Nookie Cookie • Nookie Badge • nookie book • nookie bookin • nookie buddy • nookie-chuckie • Nookiecrite
persona non-nookie
When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019
Noosie
Pronunciation: Nüs.ee
Definition: A word engendered to elaborate any and every possible situation, describe an occurrence, and may be used as an adjective or a noun.
Other spellings: Nussy or Noosy
Definition: A word engendered to elaborate any and every possible situation, describe an occurrence, and may be used as an adjective or a noun.
Other spellings: Nussy or Noosy
"I'm gonna get mad noosie tonight."
"That shit is noosie, bitch."
"Well, the answer to 'sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx)' is indeed, noosie"
"That shit is noosie, bitch."
"Well, the answer to 'sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx)' is indeed, noosie"
Noosie by KibblzAndBitz April 13, 2010
nookielear fallout
When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.
Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.
nookielear fallout by jethrojones December 12, 2007
nookie
Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"
Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."
Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."
Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"
Wes Borland: "Why?"
Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."
Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"
Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."
Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."
Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"
Wes Borland: "Why?"
Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."
Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"
nookie by The Shadling September 2, 2017
nookie napkin
A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot
nookie napkin by Tw33dy December 1, 2014
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