Noosie

Pronunciation: Nüs.ee
Definition: A word engendered to elaborate any and every possible situation, describe an occurrence, and may be used as an adjective or a noun.
Other spellings: Nussy or Noosy

"I'm gonna get mad noosie tonight."

"That shit is noosie, bitch."

"Well, the answer to 'sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx)' is indeed, noosie"

Noosie by KibblzAndBitz April 13, 2010

caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

Nootie 

A penguin VTuber that doesn't shower and always is stinky.

Nootie didn't shower in 3 weeks, they're stinky.

Nootie by lil_pengu August 24, 2023

Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

pretty noose 

1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.

1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.

2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...

pretty noose by Tredmond July 27, 2005