Noogan 

One who is 3 feet 2 inches tall and joined the water polo team for non-athletic reasons. Many various attempts in turning straight has been made (such as buying 50 cent necklaces to get girls), but all has failed.

lol. You pulled a noogan. Oh wait, you are the noogan.

Noogan by Noogan January 18, 2009

noogan 

1. a person who makes stupid decisions
2. a person who is dumb

someone: makes a silly move
Someone else: omg u noogan

noogan by Ilikeballsandpenis November 1, 2019

jhitalatoogan off da noogan 

a saying used to point out a person who is insane or crazy

jhitalatoogan off da noogan
jhit tripping
jhit out their mind

jhitalatoogan off da noogan by PlasmaFlaming October 4, 2023

Fuck on my noogan 

This term was created in the origins of Jota and Echina party chat. This is said when there is an awkward silence essentially a silence breaker. Pronounced as: fuck on my new-gan

*silence* (Jota) Fuck on noogan (Echina) fuck on my noogan.

Fuck on my noogan by Juan Melino July 28, 2024

NORGANIC 

(adjective) Describing any food or agricultural practice which may technically satisfy Big Food's newest definition of "organic", but which is far from the common understanding of the word. From "not really organic", hence: NORGANIC.

"That $9 Baby Greens Salad Mix should have a "NORGANIC" label on it when you consider that it was mono-farmed by an Agribusiness 2000 miles from here, vacuum-sealed in unrecyclable plastic, and picked by poorly paid migrant workers"

NORGANIC by Vergelimbo July 13, 2012

Flubber Noogen 

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking

Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

Flubber Noogen by The Original Kweej December 1, 2016

noonan 

Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.

Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!

noonan by lp1222 July 25, 2006