1 definition by Noogan

One who is 3 feet 2 inches tall and joined the water polo team for non-athletic reasons. Many various attempts in turning straight has been made (such as buying 50 cent necklaces to get girls), but all has failed.
lol. You pulled a noogan. Oh wait, you are the noogan.
by Noogan October 6, 2008
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