noodlepunk 

1.) a being that is so masochistic and accepting that they allow ANYTHING to happen near or to them. 2.) a being that is always "doin' noodles type stuff 3.) a being whose acts are always absurd. 4.)

" only a noodlepunk could enjoy inter-species erotica!!"

noodlepunk by jessie boyle December 26, 2007

noodlefucka 

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.

"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"

noodlefucka by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.

You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

Noodlefuck by Conan The Gentleman May 6, 2009

Noodlepuss 

An insult to someone who is a wimp.

Jorge was being a noodlepuss cause he wouldnt eat the worm.

Noodlepuss by domo origoto mr roboto January 7, 2011

NoodleCuckkk 

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

NoodleCuckkk by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022