Jordy-Time's definitions
To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.
by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006
Get the mansterbatemug. When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate"
K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
by Jordy-Time September 7, 2006
Get the accidentabatemug. When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.
"accidentabate"
K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.
by Jordy-Time September 5, 2006
Get the accidentabatemug. Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.
"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
Get the Cumpfmug. To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.
"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."
"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."
"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."
by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006
Get the speed-papmug. by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
Get the noodle-pussmug. by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
Get the ninja-fuckmug.