Jordy-Time's definitions

Cumpf

Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.

"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
or
"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

ninja-fuck

To have sex in a quick and intense manner.

"I could tell by the look on her face that she got ninja-fucked last night."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

noodle-puss

When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.

"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."

by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006

mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006

thunder-tap

To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.

"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

Vagism

A religion. The focal point of Vagism is the vagina. A Vagist is one who practices Vagism.

That dude down the street must practice Vagism, he pounds the pussy about 8 days a week!

by Jordy-Time August 26, 2006