Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

Noodle J by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

noodle juice 

Tea. From the 1920s.

Pardon me while I brew a cup of noodle juice.

noodle juice by 23_ April 28, 2011

noodle jizz game 

One man needs lots of foreskin. Two men dock tip to tip and the man with the large foreskin wraps it over the other man's dick and then proceeds to jack off which jacks off both dicks at once. It's like the noodle game you played in the pool where you blow as hard as you can to get the water to go into the other person's mouth except now it's with jizz and you win if you can either over power their cum or beat them to it.

Noah and I played the noodle jizz game last night but he won and I got so full!

noodle jizz game by Kool kids klub leader January 10, 2017

Noodle Juice 

When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.

Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.

Noodle Juice by nuttery November 21, 2017

Noodle jousting 

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

Noodle jousting by Afsd June 2, 2015

noodle jaunt 

referring to a man's "shaft," if you will... a shaft so small that it closely resembles a noodle

"Yo LeKecia, Juan's dick is mad small! Shit bitch he got that noodle jaunt!"

noodle jaunt by barnnnn November 17, 2006

Noodle Joose 

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

Noodle Joose by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021