Nooby Dick 

A numb penis a embarrassing subject to talk about

Female: Omg my Husband has the noobest dick in all of oz!
Male: Hunny you shouldn't mention my nooby dick

Nooby Dick by PussyHandler369 December 13, 2018

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bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob 

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011

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Nobby dickface 

When calling someone "nob" or "dick" isn't enough of an insult, besides calling someone a nobby dickface is so much more imaginative.

Hey Barry, why didn't you get the sausages out of the freezer? Now we don't have anything for devonte to eat... You're such a nobby dickface

Nobby dickface by Nej66 March 10, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019