Nubshocker

Similar to a "shocker" or "pirate key," except the individual performing the act is missing parts of his/her fingers. Fingers and nubs are simultaneously inserted into the vagina and anus of the female receiver.

That girl was a freak and fingering her wasn't enough, so I busted out the nubshocker and stuffed 2 of my finger nubs in her ass.

Nubshocker by Jt81 September 9, 2016

nubknockers

The legs of a double amputee that, when he or she is excited, are knocked together in a rapid or hurried fashion.
Taken from the greek word nubulous knockulous meaning "short legs".

1. Nubulous Knockulous has awaken from his slumber.
2. Billy's nubknockers grew swollen and inflamed after he received a trophy for the fastest Nubknocker to cross the finish line.

nubknockers by Barkely Butthammer April 13, 2004

nobchocker 

A favourite term of mine from Murdoc Niccals of Gorillaz.

Personally, I would define "nobchocker"as someone who is stupid and thinks they're right but really, they sound like an ignorant twat.

"I'm in an argument with my friend and it's getting ridiculous."
"They're just being a nobchocker, it's ok."

nobchocker by lunathespacker January 18, 2019