noobshack 

A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.

-K/d?*
-22/1!
-Hax?
-Noobshack.

* K/d = kill to death ratio in an online shooter.

noobshack by isselman2000 September 13, 2009

nootsack

the flap of skin thats holds a man's member's in place.

She kicked me in the nootsack

nootsack by JustinJ April 24, 2007

noobpacket 

1) (noun) A packet of noob, usually in powdered form, ready to mix with noobnoodles.

2) (noun) A word used to describe someone who is new to something all together. Similar to noob but it sounds a lot cooler.

1) Dood! I just got another noobpacket. Do you have the magical noobnoodles to stir them into?

2) Tmeh is such a little noobpacket. I've been teaching him how to get all of these programs recently. Atleast he's picking it all up at once instead of never.

noobpacket by 7h3k1d March 27, 2010

Noobsack 

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.

Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.

Noobsack by Infinit3 September 14, 2012

Noobshant 

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.

Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

Noobshant by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016

noobsak 

A dirty sak of noobs

worse than being a noob

Joe: are you still master of your domain?

Liam: No

Joe: Haha! noobsak

noobsak by noobsak October 28, 2009

Noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

Noobskank by Koby D January 11, 2009