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noobition 

1. Essentially a process, by which a 'person' is converted to a newbie.

2. noobition can be used in informal speech as a reference to a measure of an 'un kept' score; in which the final goal is becoming a total newbie.
1. c0de noobition is exceptionally high today...

2. c0de, your noobition has increased exponentially!

3. That's another point to his noobition!
noobition by Mafiah October 27, 2003
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Noonitoon 

Refers to a character or person from the PMLN political party usually with a low IQ and somewhat deranged disposition. Usually a noonitoon suffers from speaking difficulties, incoherent language spoken or written and uncoordinated gestures. Noonitoons will often hang around in packs or in a social group for support. However a noonitoon will often turn on his own in a fit of rage or when provoked. A noonitoon can also be an individual/s attempting to display violence similar to a Gullu Butt.
Collectively the term noonitoon can also describe PMLN thugs, hooligans, vandals, as well as comical and eccentric PMLN politicians. Noonitoons have alliances to PMLN and on occasions such as rallies, political demonstrations/marches and press conferences their services are paid and bought for to make up the numbers.
Noonitoons spread PML literature and ideology in public media and act as internet trolls on various political discussions, social networks and forums. In general noonitoons usually conspires and prefabricated false allegations and will even resort to sabotage.
A: “Pir Sabir Shah is the noonitoon singing Go Nawaz Go?”
B: “Is it true that Billu Butt is a notorious noonitoon?”
C: “the reporter and anchor is a noonitoon”
Noonitoon by Cricket Buff October 12, 2014

noobatron 

A person whose skills either resemble that of a retarded robot or a person who acts like one. The origin of the "atron" suffix stems from the series transformers and/or beast wars.
Example 1
Guy1 : This guy can't micro his troops at all!
Guy2 : Yeah, he's a noobatron.

Example 2
Person : You should of seen him play guitar hero! He looked like such a noobatron!
noobatron by Evinkuraga August 7, 2007

Noobitis 

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.
Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?
Noobitis by phongoo January 14, 2009

Nooblation 

The utter destuction of all noobs and wannabes on an MMORPG or anything close to it.
High leveled characters have special rights to rid MMORPG's of noobs through the act of Nooblation
Nooblation by Obliviated May 16, 2009

noobinon 

to say hi to one or multiple people who are noobs
to say 'what going on' to a noob or multiple noobs or noobz
heya noobs whats noobingon
or whats noobingon guys
what noobinon noobs
noobinon by Julian Parks March 17, 2008

noobingon 

to say hi to one or multiple people who are noobs
to say 'what going on' to a noob or multiple noobs or noobz
heya noobs whats noobingon
or whats noobingon guys
noobingon by Julian Parks March 17, 2008
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