noobtard
Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing[. 2) being a newb and thus [totally sucking.
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noobtard
<frank0> how do i register my nick ?
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)
noobtard by D.a.r.k.S.t.a.r May 3, 2008
noobtard
One who is new at a video game and bwlieves themselves to be "1337 H4X0125" anyway. They are characterised by the distinct ability to get themselves killed every half second. This person may be slightly retarded.
Examples of n00btard behaviour taken from actual games: "1 4m 50 1337!", "Z0m6 H4x!", "W47cH M3 D13!", "M4 50 H012ny.", "1 4m 500000 H07! 61v3 m3 g01d5!", You are a noobtard.
noobtard by general_bleh May 17, 2006
noobtard
A person new to a forum, that usually post pointless and needed topics and use improper grammar. They often think more highly of themselves then they really are. They often post such sentences as, "liek ur not cool but i am". Note: the two oo's in the word is part of the irony.
noobtard by DragoNferno August 15, 2003
noobtard
noobtard by SushiQueen October 30, 2007
Noobitard
Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.
John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.
Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010
Nobtard
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