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noobtard 

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing[. 2) being a [newb and thus totally sucking.
1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.
noobtard by Skudd April 29, 2004
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noobtard 

noob + retard = noobtard
<frank0> how do i register my nick ?
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)
noobtard by D.a.r.k.S.t.a.r May 3, 2008

Noobitard 

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.
John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.
Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010
Like retard, but an extremely annoying person
Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it
Nobtard by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015
Oh look! That's a noobstar!
Noobstar by Noobstar_99 December 6, 2021

noobular 

pocessing noob-like qualities.
He was so noobular, he got pwned on WOW!
noobular by annie666 November 26, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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