(verb)An occurance in any public place where a person just so happens to fart so hard that they crap their pants
background: named while skimming Gwar section of music store when this heinous act happened, hence the name
background: named while skimming Gwar section of music store when this heinous act happened, hence the name
"Dude i went to Media Play today and I tried to fart but I Gwared all over myself and I had to run to the bathroom to clean my undies!"
by J.T. July 20, 2004
Inflammation of the butthole. Can be caused by wiping ass more than 3 times in one day and/or excessive walking. More prevalant in males with hairy ass-cracks and/or unhealthy defecation patterns. Recommended treatments: 1. Dab asshole with cold wet toilet paper 2. Hold ice cubes to inflammed area. 3. Apply Vaseline liberally to area to reduce friction. 4. Shave inflammed area to reduce disturbance. Origin: Southern Orange County, California - because the sensation of an inflammed butthole is as appealing physically as the band GWAR is sonically.
by corporatebrainwarshing October 29, 2009
The epitome of an ugly woman. There are various ways to rate a woman. The highest level being Smash, the next being smush and the lowest being gwar. Each of these have sub-categories. If you happen to find the ultimate ugly woman, you can label her as king gwar.
by Baby Sinclair December 12, 2011
A collection of gays or homosexuals who charge money to ejaculate on you. Also gwar is used as a slang for cheating and stealing from creative people and taking the credit and profits for yourself.
Lets gwar all this artist's style and put our name on it.
I hear the gays on the corner will Gwar on you for a fee.
I hear the gays on the corner will Gwar on you for a fee.
by Beefy Slymenstra June 17, 2009
1. A band known for throwing sperm, blood, and piss on their audience.
2. to shart yourself, or shit your pants.
3. to throw up cockroaches
2. to shart yourself, or shit your pants.
3. to throw up cockroaches
1. "Dude im going to the gwar concert tonight!"
"dont wear a shirt you like"
2. Dam, did you see that fat chick? i gwar to that".
3. Kid 1-"do you even know what Gwar means?"
Kid 2-Ya it means to throw up cockroaches"
Kid 1 and 3 laugh to themselves.
"dont wear a shirt you like"
2. Dam, did you see that fat chick? i gwar to that".
3. Kid 1-"do you even know what Gwar means?"
Kid 2-Ya it means to throw up cockroaches"
Kid 1 and 3 laugh to themselves.
by Chronic the Hedgehog92 March 29, 2009
by Akira-san June 16, 2003
a beat looking chick or guy, one that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
by bob January 27, 2004