Noobatard

Someone who does something so badly it's both totally noobish and totally retarded at the same time

The dudes boasting about riding his 15m manta in 30kts. what a fucking Noobatard!

by a$$master December 7, 2010

Noobatard

A person who is new "Newbie" at driving, completely oblivious to their surroundings. They suck at driving, commonly refered to as "Retards".

Thus completing a new breed of driver on the road, the Noobatard.

That Noobatard just ran that stop sign

by the.bwes November 2, 2010