Noobatard 

A person who is new "Newbie" at driving, completely oblivious to their surroundings. They suck at driving, commonly refered to as "Retards".

Thus completing a new breed of driver on the road, the Noobatard.

That Noobatard just ran that stop sign

Noobatard by the.bwes November 2, 2010

Noobatard 

Someone who does something so badly it's both totally noobish and totally retarded at the same time

The dudes boasting about riding his 15m manta in 30kts. what a fucking Noobatard!

Noobatard by a$$master December 7, 2010

noobtard 

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing[. 2) being a newb and thus totally [sucking.

1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.

noobtard by Skudd April 29, 2004

Noobasarus Rex 

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.

"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"

Noobasarus Rex by Mac1598 March 25, 2009

noobtard 

noob + retard = noobtard

<frank0> how do i register my nick ?
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)

noobtard by D.a.r.k.S.t.a.r May 3, 2008

noobatron 

A person whose skills either resemble that of a retarded robot or a person who acts like one. The origin of the "atron" suffix stems from the series transformers and/or beast wars.

Example 1
Guy1 : This guy can't micro his troops at all!
Guy2 : Yeah, he's a noobatron.

Example 2
Person : You should of seen him play guitar hero! He looked like such a noobatron!

noobatron by Evinkuraga August 7, 2007

Noobitard 

Noun/Adj. A noob so retarded that just calling him a noob is not enough. Same with calling him a retard. Therefore, the name noobitard was born and is only bestowed upon the most retarded noobs.

John is a fuckin noobitard. He thought it would be fun to drive with his eyes closed. Needless to say, he ran a red light and smashed his truck into a police car.

Noobitard by LordNoobitard December 27, 2010