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A person who is new "Newbie" at driving, completely oblivious to their surroundings. They suck at driving, commonly refered to as "Retards".

Thus completing a new breed of driver on the road, the Noobatard.
That Noobatard just ran that stop sign
by the.bwes November 01, 2010
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Someone who does something so badly it's both totally noobish and totally retarded at the same time
The dudes boasting about riding his 15m manta in 30kts. what a fucking Noobatard!
by a$$master December 06, 2010
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