Noobers 

a big bubbly sort of creature which noobles and snoobles around like a noobers!

noobers: NOOOOOOB!!

person: hello noobers...

noobers: NOOOOBY SNOOB!!!

person: yes i am fine, thank you for asking...

Noobers by S.o.p.h.i.e. August 23, 2006

Tactical Noobers 

An in-game term used to describe the Spawn Beacon in the Battlefield video game series. Originating from the idea that "noobs" use the Spawn Beacon to respawn in bad locations, thus slowly leading to the idea that the use of item itself is in fact "noob".

There's a recon with Tactical Noobers behind the C flag!

Tactical Noobers by Narbiter January 26, 2015

nooberdouche 

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010

Nitty Nookers 

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

Nitty Nookers by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

Noobesaurus 

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.

"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."

Noobesaurus by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006

noobermelon 

Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.

Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon

noobermelon by JamCutz January 7, 2008