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nooberty 

noun - The transition in which a "n00b," or a beginner, becomes "l33t" in a certain area or field, espically in internet gaming (e.g. counterstrike).
1.After playing CS for about a year, Joey went through nooberty and was so l33t he was able to join a Cal-O clan.

2. I hope I hit nooberty quick so I can scrim my friends.
nooberty by N. Bivens August 3, 2006
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nooberty 

Like puberty, but for noobs
Stoned: Yeah, it looked like it was pretty harsh when Mark was going through nooberty...
Petin: Yeah... BUT IT WAS FUNNY WASNT IT?!?!
Stoned: Yeah it was! ROFLOLMAO
nooberty by StonedLogic September 29, 2005

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010
An individual who is new to the act or atmosphere of a particular activity, including PC games.
"f4660t n00b3rt 1 r l337
noobert by Genius December 27, 2003
~noun: 1. The act of being total n00b.
2. The actions of an unskilled allied clownpenis that leaves you and teammates dead in an online video game.
Player1: Omfg he didn't heal me once.
Noob: LOL SRY I HAD BOSS TARGETED LOLOLOL
Player2: His pure noobery is going to get us all killed.
noobery by Whathappen November 8, 2007
A person who is new to something
Nooberton by Katelyn_is_nooberton November 13, 2018
Derived from the word noob. Meaning new or inexperienced. Can be used jokingly or as an insult.
(EWC)Cobra : I just got in game, Whats up!
(EWC)InnocntBystndr : Sup Scooby Noobert

or

llama1 : sry for the TK
(EWC)Achilles : Noobert!
noobert by Innocnt July 16, 2008
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