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Non-Monogamy 

A sexual relationship that doesn't disallow sexual expression or affection with other partners. This may present itself in many forms and many kinds of lifestyles including but not limited to swinging, polyamory, polygamy, open relationships, or simply couples having an occasional -threesome. Yes, even if you romantically kiss only one other person while in a sexual relationship with with someone else, you are exhibiting a behavior that is clearly not monogamy.
We're mostly monogamous but sometimes we like to invite another woman into our bed, so I guess that makes us non-monogmists.

Every year we get crazy and allow each other one night of non-monogamy action.
Non-Monogamy by Kidder Kaper August 3, 2010
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non-ethical monogamy 

A monogamous arrangement sustained without honesty, respect, or consent, where exclusivity is maintained (or violated) in ways that undermine ethical considerations such as trust, autonomy, and agency.
My boyfriend practices non-ethical monogamy so I am not allowed to leave the basement.

non-monogamous 

adj.

1. a person who cannot be satisfied by one sexual partner

2. a relationship where one or both parties seek additional sexual partners
My neighbor's wife and I are both monogamous, while our spouses are non-monogamous; so we watch romcoms while they bang.

Ethically Non-Monogamous 

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.
I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

Ethically Non-Monogamous 

Ethically Non-Monogamous 

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subrscribe to the cultural or relational norms of monogamy, but is not deceptive or irresponsible in their relationships.
I was swiping through Tinder and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

Monogamous non-relationship 

A situation in which two people decide that they want to be sexually exclusive without taking on the title of "boyfriend" & "girlfriend" or having any type of official commitment. Often following a period of transition between casual dating and an established romantic relationship.
"John has been with that girl for a few years now. Is he ever going to start introducing her as his girlfriend?"
"He's afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. I don't think they are going to put a title on it any time soon."
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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