Nomnipresent

Adjective used to describe someone who exists wherever food is.

A: I swear I've seen that guy in every McDonald's I've been in.
B: He must be nomnipresent.

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Someone so fat, they're everywhere at once.

John's put on so much weight, he's become nomnipresent

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Om-Nomnipresent

Wherever food is, you are there.

I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.

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Panties are an omnipresent issue.

omnipresent by Kelsey June 19, 2003

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The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.

Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.

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The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.

Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.

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A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.

You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.

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