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Nomnipresent 

Someone so fat, they're everywhere at once.
John's put on so much weight, he's become nomnipresent
Nomnipresent by Mattsican May 21, 2014

Om-Nomnipresent 

Wherever food is, you are there.
I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.
Om-Nomnipresent by EdgarAllanPWN November 7, 2010

omnipresent 

Panties are an omnipresent issue.
omnipresent by Kelsey June 19, 2003

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.
Omnipresent Absence by Peeley November 24, 2016

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.
Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.
Omnipresent Absence by Peeley November 24, 2016

Omnipresent Mother 

A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.
You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.
Omnipresent Mother by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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