Nomnipresent

Adjective used to describe someone who exists wherever food is.

A: I swear I've seen that guy in every McDonald's I've been in.
B: He must be nomnipresent.

by plexicon March 16, 2009

Nomnipresent

Someone so fat, they're everywhere at once.

John's put on so much weight, he's become nomnipresent

by Mattsican May 21, 2014

Om-Nomnipresent

Wherever food is, you are there.

I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.

by EdgarAllanPWN November 7, 2010