EdgarAllanPWN's definitions

Nomophone

Foods that look the same, but taste entirely different.

"I bought two candy bars, but it turns out that one was dark chocolate... so it tasted like a shit sandwich.. God damned nomophones.. Looks can be deceiving..."

by EdgarAllanPWN September 30, 2011

Nomnipotent

Eating everything, everywhere, all at the same time.

I was so hungry, when I got home I ate everything in the fridge, I was practically Nomnipotent.

by EdgarAllanPWN November 7, 2010

Om-Nomnipresent

Wherever food is, you are there.

I was about to go to town on this big ass plate of nachos, and Steve showed up. I swear he's Om-Nomnipresent.

by EdgarAllanPWN November 7, 2010