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nolberto 

A whore. He can never be with one girl too long. He fucks girls to make them happy. He i such a fat slut.Sometimes struggles to be faithful, but over all great friend. he may be secretly gay but just hasn't accepted it yet.
Nolberto sleeps with sluts. You are such a nolberto
nolberto by jayjay66923 September 29, 2013
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Nolberto 

Nolberto is fucking ugly
Nolberto by bootybanditoe October 8, 2019
Bad ass motha and the best one night stand ever... that can become weeks!
you and me tonight.. only cute girls. ps Norberto
Norberto by Eazone February 15, 2010
A word which apparently originated from blackpool, where the victims school bag is emptied on the floor and kicked around by several people causing embarrassment when they have to pick everything up.
Johno got noberto'd is English today..
noberto by Dunstan October 26, 2007
A person who is new to something
Nooberton by Katelyn_is_nooberton November 13, 2018
Norberto is the most wonderful guy you will ever meet. Norberto is the guy who always sits in the back of the classroom. He doesn’t really have a lot of friends but don’t let that full you. He is the sweetest, kindest, and most selfless guy you will ever meet. He’s somebody you would call boo boo. He can get along with anyone no matter how bad they might be. He is the person you would want as a boyfriend. He is loyal and caring. There are so many great things about Norberto, but there is one thing that stands out above all other things and that is that booty. That thing will make you take a third look without you even realizing that you are doing it.
Casey: Did you see Norberto today?

Jessica: Yeah, I made sure to walk behind him in line today.

Casey: I wish I could tap that!
Norberto by Thicccboilover October 22, 2019
Alex fair is a nooberton at Roblox
nooberton by Iam_notanooberton November 12, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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