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A new programming framework for JavaScript built on Chrome's V8 JS Engine. Node is a non-blocking I/O language which is efficient and lightweight. Used by Netflix, Discord and a lot more high-level companies. It's becoming the top language for backend APIs & micro-service based infrastructures.
Person 1: Gonna code a bot in Java! Java FTW!
Person 2: Ew, get with the times - use NodeJS bb.
nodejs by itsphin April 13, 2017
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A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.
Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.
Node.js by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Stick Nodes 

A stickfigure animation program designed for mobile devices, created in that year no one remembers of 2014.

Made for beginners to learn, well.. animation. And when they move to any other software to animate they're basically fucked because they don't know how to actually draw their material and animate it like everyone else does.

As such, a beginner software attracts many children, and if you animate on Stick Nodes older than 20 what the fuck are you doing with your life?

Which is why everyone in the Stick Figure community thinks they're noobs because children don't exactly have the best sense in a discord server when bragging about the edgy demon scarf wearing oc with a backstory that makes Batman look like James Cordon. Also, the teens on Stick Nodes are usually assholes.

So, advice, don't join a Stick Nodes discord server they're toxic as fuck
"Wait bro, you animate on Stick Nodes?"

"Yeah"

"Ew cringe"
This is a type of resource which you farm in Rust. Nodes are essential to survival and requires a great deal of farming to supply your base with them.
Tom: I’m going out to farm nodes now!
Jane: come back with about 30k stone and 6k sulfur.
Nodes by DannyDVeto June 3, 2018
This is a rock which you mine in rust to gain essential resources. To supply yourself and your base or clan.
Tom: Go mine nodes Jerry!
Jerry: I’ll go mine 50k stone and some sulfur.
Nodes by DannyDVeto June 3, 2018
Clout chasing
Bitch is straight nodeska
Nodeska by Jank from State Farm October 2, 2022

nodespam 

1. spamming nodes (bad coding practice)
2. defending against crawlers by placing power nodes (Mindustry)
I've gotta clean up this nodespam before code review.
nodespam by adhdev January 20, 2025
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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